19ADD Listen on artist's website Technical Post-Rock
19 A.D.D. is a technical post-rock band from Denver Colorado that combines complex compositional structures, odd time signatures, ambient soundscapes and intricate instrumental playing. The band is known for their explosive, high-energy live performances. The members of 19 A.D.D. originally intended and auditioned several vocalists and multi-instrumentalists to join the group. However, with their early rehearsals the band generated such interest that the group was offered paying gigs and decided to remain instrumental.
Originally forming in 2006 under the name Black Helicopters, the band began to perform around the Denver area as a trio mixing visual projections and free-form noise. Over time, the band took a more focused approach and spent 3 years writing and recording their debut release "Dead River" which was released August 25th 2009 on the bands own label, Level 36 Recordings. Dead River was recorded in several environments including a 2" tape reel at one studio and a state of the art digital setup at another. The band is currently working on material for a second release and putting together a music video. Look for 19 A.D.D. to be on the road summer 2010.
With an ever-evolving lineup of musicians, Beef Curtain is a project that defies classification. Catchy, melodic song-writing mixed with disturbing lyrical content and schitzophrenic interludes would be as good description as any. Beef Curtain takes an experimental, and often sarcastic approach to writing music, which is clearly evident the moment you hear it. Using home-made instruments, some which are not instruments at all, and combining experimental thought and modern technology, Beef Curtain creates a sound all it's own.
Madman Jared Emery unleashes his fury upon the world, with his project,
FAT COCK OF JUSTICE
Wacky musical arrangements, fused with technical and blazing fast guitar solos and riffing make
FAT COCK OF JUSTICE
a must-listen for anybody with a taste for the bizarre. The technical and funky bass playing by "Big Dick Bob" also makes for an interesting listen, not to mention the neo-classical shredding styles of female guitarist Nielle Leach. According to Jared, his project is the first ever to feature a black bass player reciting a speech by Hitler, and also the first to feature a Lesbian guitarist talk about how bad she wants a fat cock. Yes, this music is "out there".
Two bitter, skitzophrenic, athiestic musicians take a stab at recording songs for Jesus! FTLOG takes some of the most absurd and ridiculous Christan ideas and writes parody songs based on them. Perhaps the most blasphemous music ever recorded, FTLOG shines a satirical and controversial light on the religion of Christianity. 
Happy Pappy is a one-man experimental/electronic project.. Drawing influence from Noise, EBM, Industrial, and Metal, Happy Pappy blends together a wide and interesting variety of sounds, tones, and avant garde structure. Haunting, atmospheric, soundscapes layered with low frequency tones and dyslexic rhythm programming.
Gathering influences from the music community as well as non musical influences such as noise and silence... Combined with things like fire detectors with fading batteries, pager alarms, amplifier feedback and other natural environmental noises... mAd_c0w tries to enhance the recordings with sounds that usually precautionary provisions would attempt to eliminate. mAd_c0w primarity records with 4-track tape style recorders, but has also taken on higher quality recording challenges such as 16 track (whew). he challenge in translating high energy and full capacity recordings with minimal tracks and recording equipment make the musical craftings glisten with brilliance.
The thing that would suck the worst about burning in hell, would be the lack of water. Just think about being tortured for all of eternity, imagine how dry your throat must get! Red Hot Poker is afraid to go to hell, so they figure they might get on God's good side if they write music making fun of the devil. Of course, RHP also writes songs about other stuff too....brah. Ever-revolving lineup of retards involved in recordings, but mErD, sCaB, and pAppY are the core members.
From the cold and harsh waters of Norway, come the
ultra tough and never gay
SONS OF RURIK, the ultimate warriors of steel!
Join the viking warriors in their conquest for world domination!
Sons of Rurik provides a satirical look at Viking Metal, Black Metal, and Power Metal.
Live performances are often remembered as complete chaos and gut-wrenching humor-fests.
No other band will provide you with a mosh pit of laughing drunk people.
White Chokolate is an outright assault on hip hop.
YPPMB are a collection of recordings made by Matt Blanks and Jared Emery in the winter of 2002. This was the first time Matt and Jared had collaborated, and it was nothing more than Matt playing a drum machine with his fingers, with a midi sync to his keyboard; and Jared shredding on guitar/bass/vocals. We find the spontaneous nature of the free-form performance and recording session makes this project original and entertaining enough to release the collection as a single EP.